Wits & Wisdom
So Little Yet Big Enough To Inspire

A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, Preacher..I sure am.”
The minister then […]

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Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making […]

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A scene at City Hall in San Francisco.
“Next.”
“Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.”
“Names?”
“Tim and Jim Jones.”
“Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance. “
“Yes, we’re brothers.”
“Brothers? You can’t get married.”
“Why not? Aren’t you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?”
“Yes, thousands. But we haven’t had any siblings. That’s incest!”
“Incest? No, […]

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See how people write Leave Applications. It’s a complete murder of English language, but too funny to ignore.
THE LEAVE APPLICATIONS:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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From an employee who was performing […]

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Nice One from Readers Digest:

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside […]

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told […]

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A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full […]

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A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The border guard asks, “What’s in the bags?” The fellow says, “Sand!” The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard […]

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“And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman)
“It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs” (David Coleman)
“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.” (Murray Walker)
After playing Cameroon in […]

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AYUBA bought a new handset. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, ‘My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′
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AYUBA : I am Proud, cos my son is in Medical College.
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA : No, […]

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