Wits & Wisdom
So Little Yet Big Enough To Inspire

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It’s the only type of cooking
a’real’ man will do”. When a man volunteers to do such cooking,
the following chain of events is put into motion.
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along […]

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A traveler fell into a pit and couldn’t get out. Several people came along and saw him struggling in the pit.
The SENSITIVE person said, “I feel for you down there”.
The AESTHETIC person said, “I can give you ideas on how to decorate your pit”.
The JUDGMENTAL person said, “Only bad people fall into pits”.
The ANALYTICAL person […]

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Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to […]

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Do more than exist … live.
Do more than touch … feel.
Do more than look … observe.
Do more than read … absorb.
Do more than hear … listen.
Do more than listen … understand.
Do more than think … reflect.
Do more than just talk … say something.
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To let be doesn’t mean to stop caring, it means I can’t do it for someone else.
To let be is not to cut myself off, it’s the realization that I can’t control another.
To let be is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.
To let be is to admit powerlessness, which means the […]

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A young man learns what’s most important in life from the guy next door.
It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his […]

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Why I hate visiting rich people:

Question: What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?
Answer: Tea please
(My Thots: Hum, quite courteous; rich people are always wonderful)
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea
or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please (You see, they are even […]

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1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper.
2. You call a person you’ve never met before uncle or aunty.
3. More than 90% of the music CD’s and cassettes in your home are illegal copies.
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, […]

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ITEMS NEEDED:
• Toothpick
• Rubber Band
• Band Aid
• Pencil
• Eraser
• Chewing Gum
• Mint
• Candy Kiss
• Tea Bag
WHY ?????
TOOTHPICK - To remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
RUBBER BAND - To remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
BAND AID - To remind you to heal […]

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The difference between the rich and the poor, as seen through the eyes of a child.
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the […]

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