Archive for “June, 2008”

W’N’W IS ONE

Posted by: Ayodele on June 24th, 2008

Today makes exactly a year that I started Wits & Wisdom. It’s been wonderful, exciting and most especially I love the feedbacks (Comments and Emails).
There has been the good times and the “not so pleasant times” – when I had to deal with viruses from spam mails, NEPA ops sorry PHCN, ISP (when its […]

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A LETTER FROM GOD

Posted by: Ayodele on June 18th, 2008

To: YOU
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
Date: TODAY
This is God. Today I will be handling all of your problems for you. I do not need your help. So, have a nice day. I love you.
P.S. And, remember…
If life happens to deliver a situation […]

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BELATED BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Posted by: Ayodele on June 16th, 2008

This is a belated birthday greetings to my good sisters - Josephine Ozegbe (June 2), Joke Babalola (June 11), Lola Ayeni (June 14),  and Elder Nkemdi (June 6), faithfuls of Wits and Wisdom.
Happy Birthday in advance to Funso Oyelakin(June 23) and Yinka Fumuseye(June 23).
Many more wonderful years ahead.

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THE WARREN BUFFET INTERVIEW

Posted by: Ayodele on June 12th, 2008

Something to think about….

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He […]

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CAR PROTECTION

Posted by: Ayodele on June 12th, 2008


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THESE MIGHT MAKE SENSE

Posted by: Ayodele on June 11th, 2008

1.If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance […]

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MEN’S SPEECH PATTERNS

Posted by: Ayodele on June 10th, 2008

1. “I can’t find it”
MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
2. “That’s women’s work”
MEANS: It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless.
3. “Will you marry me?”
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there’s no peanut butter left.
4. “It’s a guy thing.”
MEANS: There’s no rational thought […]

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THE POWER OF LASER II

Posted by: Ayodele on June 9th, 2008

 I CAN SQUEEZE MYSELF…

I CAN CARRY MYSELF…

CABBAGE MAN… 

GRRR…

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TODAY’S FUNNIES

Posted by: Ayodele on June 6th, 2008

EVEN THE POLICE READ THE BIBLE TOO…

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ’something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the ’stubborn’ pastor, they now […]

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THE MONTH OF JUNE

Posted by: Ayodele on June 6th, 2008

June is the sixth month of the year in the Gregorian calendar, with a length of 30 days. The month is named after the Roman goddess Juno, wife of Jupiter and equivalent to the Greek goddess Hera.
The traditional June birthstone is the pearl. The June birth flower is the rose, or the honeysuckle, as […]

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