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See how people write Leave Applications. It’s a complete murder of English language, but too funny to ignore.

THE LEAVE APPLICATIONS:
An employee applied for leave as follows:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”

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From an employee who was performing the “mundane” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days”

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Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:

“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave”

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“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

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“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”

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A leave letter to the Headmaster:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

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Covering note:

“I am enclosed herewith…”

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Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

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Actual letter written for application of leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

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Letter writing:

“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

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A candidate’s job application:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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